Wednesday, June 14, 2006

WATER NOW BACK ON

Hooray! LCRA fixed the problem. Now we can do those many things we do with good old water. Turfians can water their expansive irrigated greens (now prohibited in the new regs, which are more land-and-natural friendly.) Jay Gatsby would be proud of those LAWNS, people.

Stanley Steamer can come and make steam and clean the dogness out of our carpets.

Withering plants can resurrect.

But don't drink the stuff till we get the all-clear. Bacteria and cooties. You never know when and where they'll strike.

And now we have a small slice of what it'd be like in a hurricane, or a bird flu pandemic. Stock up now, y'all.

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